
ALANA J is:
⬘ an actor, comedian, and mini-beast (or, in English, a vertically-challenged personal trainer).
⬘ an NYC-NJ hybrid (to clarify, not a car; not-a-car).
⬘ Puerto Ridiculous – aka half Puerto Rican and half everytime she gets asked “What are you?” she has an identity crisis.
⬘ having an identity crisis right now.
⬘ generally ridden by fear and anxiety.
⬘ using this as an outlet for aforementioned fear and anxiety.
⬘ learning how to get over herself, at a glacial pace, one day at a time, and one post at a time.
⬘ grateful that you came.
⬘ even more grateful if your mind was just in the gutter…gutter-buddy ❤