WHO SHE BE?

ALANA J is:

⬘ an actor, comedian, and mini-beast (or, in English, a vertically-challenged personal trainer).

⬘ an NYC-NJ hybrid (to clarify, not a car; not-a-car).

Puerto Ridiculous – aka half Puerto Rican and half everytime she gets asked “What are you?” she has an identity crisis.

⬘ having an identity crisis right now.

⬘ generally ridden by fear and anxiety.

⬘ using this as an outlet for aforementioned fear and anxiety.

⬘ learning how to get over herself, at a glacial pace, one day at a time, and one post at a time.

⬘ grateful that you came.

⬘ even more grateful if your mind was just in the gutter…gutter-buddy ❤

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